
Kiama blow hole
Woke up in Kiama, in a car park RIGHT by the blowhole – we’d gone to sleep to the regular bass WHOOMPing noise of the water blasting upwards, and the rain-like sound as the water splattered onto the craggy rocks.
I got up as dawn was breaking to photograph the still-flashing lighthouse from various volcanic rocky outcrops, and naughtily hopped the fence to blowhole to clear out a few coke bottles to get some purer snaps of the blowhole doing it’s stuff.

Robertson big potato
We headed south along the coastline again, stopping in Robertson to snap the Big Potato (frankly, it looks like a gigantic poo – and the non-farming locals rather look down their noses at it), went out of the way to Yerrinbol to snap a Big Apple, and ditto to Marulan for the Big Pavlova (very derelict – the site is for sale though, so maybe in a year it’ll be either awesome or gone).

Marulan 150th parallel marker
Marulan however has an interesting sculpture quite near the Big Pavlova – it’s a piece of modern art that looks from a distance like something to do with atomic structure and crescent moons, but once you get up close you’ll find there is a certain spot the sculpture is best viewed from, and the disparate elements interlock in front of your eyes. At that exact moment, you are standing precisely on the 150th parallel.
After these numerous distractions we went with more purpose to Carrington Falls – we had hoped to stop by at a tree walk and various other places along Morton National Park, but they were all rather expensive – Carrington Falls is free.

Carrington Falls
It’s also a hell of a sight – you drive up the lusciously green, densely wooded road to the distant car park, and head out on foot along the walking tracks. These tracks skirt the very edge of the gorge the waterfall plunges into, and often take the form of metal walkways to prevent the path from eroding off the sheer drop. The paths jut out into lookout spots at various points, giving you excellent views of the incredibly tall and dramatic water fall, and the lush green valley the river has carved into the distance.

Shallow water
Unusually, the pathways take you to the very top of the waterfall, back aways onto the river that eventually drops off the side. You can easily stepĀ off the path and paddle in the water: surprisingly the river doesn’t run very fast at all – I’d always imagined the top of a waterfall to be an insane rush of water, much like Niagara Falls is said to be, a lethal trap ready to drag the foolish wader off the side. However that makes no sense as a rule – waterfalls don’t suck water over the side, a river merely finds itself at a drop.

Emma on the edge
We happily crossed and re-crossed the only ankle-deep water, sliding along the slimy solid-rock riverbed, or rock-hopping along the dry boulders around the edge. Even forgetting the lack of speed, it still amazed me that so shallow water – so little quantity – could result in such a spectacular spray. In actual fact it was a very soothing place to be, the bubble of water passing over little falls and round curves in the solid rock that formed this part of the river – no dirt at all, just polished smooth stone.

Over the edge!
The water was placid enough that we walked right to the very tip of the waterfall, and looked over the edge to see the water crashing off rocks below as it thundered down. Emma was certainly the bolder of the two of us – the sight of very large sections of rock (much like what we were standing on) long-ago fragmented off on a shelf below to the right of the falls made me wonder how suddenly and unexpectedly they may have broken off from the same slab we were on. I could feel faint hollow vibrations through my bare feet, different to how it’d felt just 15 meters back upstream. It was probably just the vibration of the water hitting the base of the waterfall traveling back up to the top, but I was keen not to hang around on the lip of the waterfall for too long.

The water... falls
Still, it was exhilarating stuff, and much recommended – but be warned, it’s probably only exhilarating and exciting because you are knowingly taking your life into your own hands.